Resolutions

The New Year is upon us: For men contemplating a new relationship … Time would be better spent designing a divorce cake: At least it’s not too late to pick up a surplus stock bargain for next year …

Breaking Fashion News

Olivia Culpo burned off a “whole section” of her hair with a hairdryer. Maybe she should take a holiday in Aleppo to help her recuperation.

Falmouth Uni

Many Seaview patrons are students or lecturers at the Uni. Time to help them get some answers:

More About That Big Red Button

Trump vs. Putin – the new Xmas board game. Starting point from both sides: Trump – total nuke just over 6,950 spread across the nation. Putin – around 7,200 allegedly, mainly sited along the southern border. Can you predict the outcome? (Clue: there’s only one…

Making American Food Great Again

The Trump Spam Main Course: (SPAM = Specially Prepared American Meat) Just garnish with a bouffant of cheese string and serve hot or cold. For those with an extra big appetite why not add a few TrumpWursts: And to finish, try the house specialty –…

The Trump Work Ethic

Donald isn’t waiting until January to roll up his sleeves and get stuck in …