Payback time!!! But careful with that wig Vladimir

The New Year is upon us: For men contemplating a new relationship … Time would be better spent designing a divorce cake: At least it’s not too late to pick up a surplus stock bargain for next year …

Not too early for some thoughts about next time …

A good one and I like it:

Just being a decent person …

By Sia ….

Seasons greetings …

Olivia Culpo burned off a “whole section” of her hair with a hairdryer. Maybe she should take a holiday in Aleppo to help her recuperation.

Best not to get in the way of this!

Many Seaview patrons are students or lecturers at the Uni. Time to help them get some answers:

Tips for mitigating the rising cost of a pint at your local …

Trump vs. Putin – the new Xmas board game. Starting point from both sides: Trump – total nuke just over 6,950 spread across the nation. Putin – around 7,200 allegedly, mainly sited along the southern border. Can you predict the outcome? (Clue: there’s only one…

The Trump Spam Main Course: (SPAM = Specially Prepared American Meat) Just garnish with a bouffant of cheese string and serve hot or cold. For those with an extra big appetite why not add a few TrumpWursts: And to finish, try the house specialty –…

Donald isn’t waiting until January to roll up his sleeves and get stuck in …